"where am i ? and how did i get here?
i am in la, sitting in william’s hotel room and crashing on his couch.
ive got some explaining to do:
i came out here on monday to shoot a video on tuesday with william and travis for snakes on a plane (more on that in a minute). i was supposed to leave tonight, but the academy are shooting their video tomorrow so i decided to stay one more day. but i kinda got kicked out of the hotel, so i had to sneak into william’s room for the last night. ok, that’s a lie. the truth is i ate all the pringles from the minibar and didnt have the cash to pay for it, so they wouldnt let me stay an extra night. ok, that’s also a lie. the truth is the hotel was sold out. fine, another lie. if you really want to know the truth, i just want to snuggle next to william.
it’s not gay if you don’t cum.”